We’ve just finished our “Why Do You Want a We-Vibe this Holiday Season?” contest and the response was overwhelming! It looks like a LOT of our subscribers have ‘Shared Pleasure’ on their wish lists this year. Thanks to all of you who entered, and shared your hopes, dreams and secrets with us; you are all amazing! We had a BLAST looking through all of the creative entries and have the full versions of our five winning entries below.
Some of our winners will warm your heart and others will just make you laugh. Check them all out…
Most Straightforward Answer
“I just want to give my wife the gift of ecstatic sexual pleasure.”
Best Synchronized Lovemaking
“Making love together and climaxing simultaneously is the biggest joy We-vibe provides my partner and I. Otherwise we would never be able to be intertwined when she orgasmed, and being united at that moment is wonderful when one is too used to grossly mistimed pleasuring. Thank you for a product that can bring lovers together.”
The Funniest and Most Festive
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring–except me and my spouse.
The lights were dimmed down, the bed made with care,
In hopes that some “us” time soon would be there.
We cuddled up snugly, all warm in our bed,
While visions of sexy-time danced in our heads.
Husband in pajamas, I in knickers and cap,
Had just settled down for some tickle and slap.
When I reached for my vibe, it made just a clatter,
I popped open the case to see what was the matter.
The batteries had died again, in a flash,
I threw it across the room with a crash.
The moon on my breasts looked like new-fallen snow
And lit up the broken-down vibe tossed below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Christmas present, wrapped in paper with reindeer.
I unwrapped it right then, so lively and quick,
I knew from the label it was NOT from St Nick.
More rapid than heartbeat, my excitement it came,
And I whistled, and shouted, and called it by name!
“A We-Vibe, oh my! I feel like a Vixen!
I am sure this is just what our sex life was missin’!
Now charge it up quickly, plug it into the wall!
It’s got six modes of vibration, and I want them all!”
And then, with a chuckle, I heard from the bed
My husband was laughing and shaking his head.
“It’s already charged”, he said with a smile,
“Ready to go if you’d like to try it out for awhile…?”
His eyes-how they twinkled! his smile was merry!
Then he scooped me back up in a fireman’s carry.
I landed on the bed with a grin on my face
And soon we were tangled in a loving embrace.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Stripped off my stockings and cap with a smirk.
The We-Vibe made tingles from our heads to our toes,
As we rolled to and fro in our passionate throes.
Later that night, when at last we were spent,
Snuggled under the covers, all warm and content,
I heard him whisper as I drifted to sleep with delight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
The Bravest and Most Transparent – Reigniting That Spark Past Fifty
My wife and I are in our mid 50s. While we have always had a reasonably good sex life, a couple of years ago we both admitted that the sizzle was gone and our intimacy somewhat routine. At the same time, I began to experience some lapses and increasingly became unable to perform consistently.
We resolved to focus on improving this aspect of our relationship as it was important to us both and we love each other very much. We began to communicate a lot more regarding what kind of stimulation we both liked and even began to share fantasies, which we had never done before. Things started to improve, but we were still looking for something totally new.
One evening while I was sharing some of my adult-oriented websites with her, my wife and I happened upon an ad for the We-Vibe 2. We looked into to and were turned on just by reading the online material and watching the video clips. Needless to say, we ordered one immediately! It happened to arrive just before my wife’s birthday, so we teased ourselves by holding off on opening it until then. Finally the day arrived and we did!
The experience was enlightening! While we had certainly played with sex toys before, this was something entirely new! This was an experience we could share together – at the same time! It has since opened up a whole new world for us, and our sex life is the best its ever been! Using the We-Vibe 2 encouraged us to experiment and even try new positions! (My wife and I are heavyset and were always a little gun shy about trying new things for fear we wouldn’t be able to do them.
Somehow, We-Vibe 2 opened our minds to the possibilities and we were amazed at the things we could do! Perhaps it was the sharing of this new experience that catalyzed improved communication between us. Perhaps in doing so it helped us shed any shyness we may have been holding. All I know, is we now can’t get enough – and for the past year, the We-Vibe 2 has played an active role in our love life!
We’d LOVE to upgrade to the We-Vibe 3 to take advantage of its waterproof features, as well as the increased power. We would most look forward to the new wireless remote control, which would allow us to mix things up a bit, without having to reach down and press the dimple — far more natural and spontaneous! Lastly, we’d love to have another unit, so that the likelihood of not having a fully charged one when needed virtually goes away! Without trying to come across as overly dramatic, your products have truly changed our lives for the better! I firmly believe that the We-Vibe line is a game changer for couples and have recommended it to many of my close friends.
Thanks guys! And happy holidays to you! Please help make our holidays extra special by selecting us as winners!
A Heartwarming Tale of Renewed Pleasure
There once was a girl who was afraid to let go
To make love to a man and let herself show.
Her body was hurt by men at too young of an age and so was her pride
Worried she couldn’t ever please or be satisfied.
She felt awkward, disgusting and unwanted too,
Until a new friend came along and made her feel new!
This friend is bright red, used to be purple too..
She calls it her lifesaver that she received from you.
Her friend is sadly dying from too much use,
This friend of hers renewed her from a life of abuse.
This girl that once existed used to be me,
thank you We-Vibe for setting me free!
Even if i don’t win this prize, I wanted to say thank you for bringing out the beauty and confidence in my sexuality and myself. I’m proud to say I’m a We-Vibe customer and I’ve recommended it to MANY friends and will continue to do so! THANK YOU
Congratulations to our winners and thanks again to everyone who participated! Keep your eye out for more contests in our newsletter in the New Year!
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