Thanksgiving Dishes & Their Sexual Counterparts

As most of you know, today is American Thanksgiving. The Frisky wrote this article to mark the occasion and we couldn’t help but share it. Check out what sexual delight is associated with your favourite Thanksgiving foods.

Turkey = Orgasm: Most most people, Thanksgiving dinner is all about the turkey. But for a lot of people — vegans and vegetarians, for instance, and people who just plain don’t like turkey — Thanksgiving dinner is perfectly fine without it.  Same, too, with an orgasm. It’s not the be-all, end-all of sex.

Mashed potatoes = Cuddling: Who doesn’t like cuddling? Nobody, that’s who.  And both mashed potatoes and cuddling are even better when you’re covered in gravy.

Candied Yams = Hair Pulling: Not everyone loves it but there’s some people for whom naughty moves like pulling hair is everything. For the rest of us, sometimes a little is just enough. Others find the whole thing offensive. So, too, with putting marshmallows on vegetables.

Stuffing = Cunnilingus: When it’s good, it’s good. And when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Green Beans = Blowjobs: Sorry, that’s just because they are phallic-shaped.

Cranberry Sauce = Anal Sex: You’re either willing to try it or you aren’t.  And if it’s not your thing, you probably think it’s just disgusting.

Pumpkin Pie = Licking Breasts: A good old standby.

Pecan Pie = Pinching Nipples: Not as common … and why ever not?!

Will this change how you look at dinner tonight?

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